Take Me.

I want you all. I want to know what makes you tick, what you love to hear, what you are curious about, what you want to see… I want to make you feel happy, horny, naughty, inquisitive, kinky, angry and wonderful all at the same time. I want to know what scares you, what you have tried and what you never will.


I am nothing without having you share your thoughts with me.

Going through some personally taxing and confusing sexual issues? I crave to hear from and assist you. Curious about something delicious you have never tried before but too apprehensive to give it a try without knowing more first? I would be honoured to share my experiences with you and if it is, by some chance, something that I have never experienced – I most certainly am not afraid to do the research with you.


I love and adore sex. I am not doing this to get my kicks. I am doing this because I want you to love and adore sex too.

Not only do I have a scrumptious collection of European certified toys for you to cherish, available at the best prices possible, but I also am open to your suggestions, reviews, needs, wants and world. All I ask is that you take this journey with me.


Open your mind – nobody likes a prude. Confront that which intimidates you head on and know that you are but one intense, divinely dirty orgasm away from the sexual being you are meant to embrace.

Let no one tell you what is wrong. It’s this negativity that keeps us from taking the fantasies that consume our magnificent minds and making them reality. Break free from your shackles… Use them in the bedroom instead. We were never meant to be slaves to our sexuality, unless of course role play calls for it.


Be Obscene ladies and gentlemen 😉


Back to Basics

Sex and sexuality is so simple and yet we seem to over complicate things so much. One painful blow to our kinky ego causes us to behave differently when it comes to doing the dirty forever, and a moment of embarrassment leads us to never trying something new or ‘unusual’ again.

My question is why?

 If we can lose loved ones, go through unimaginable heartbreak, be alone, bullied, experience excruciating pain and still come out on the other side of it all stronger and better than ever  before – then why is it that carnal, delicious fucking can’t be the same?


I encourage you to move on…. Have an ex that cheated on you with men/women that are the complete opposite of you? Have a wife that left you for another woman, ten years and three children later, or perhaps a husband that has recently started wearing your underwear?

Get over it and move on from what you cannot accept… deep down we all have fantasies that we feel are too taboo to embrace, fantasies that we only tell a very select few or maybe even choose to keep to ourselves for an entire lifetime, fearing judgment and isolation.


I encourage you to never stop learning. Communicate with your partner and realize that if your hardcore, insane and downright OBSCENE wishes aren’t going to come true with him/her, it is time to move on to a kinky counterpart that probably has naughtier thoughts than you do.

You can’t fight the natural order of things. Mufasa will hunt and kill Bambi… Gay men do have anal sex and some people want to be bitten until they bleed. Gone are the days where we need to leave a sex store with a hood over our bowed heads and sinful goodies hidden in a brown paper bag as if what we are going home to do is illegal.


I dare you to stand proud and acknowledge that what your primitive being craves is worth pursuing. Know that while there are sexual boundaries out there that should never be crossed – it is nothing that a yummy outfit and a bit of role play with the right person cannot bring to life instead.

The festive season has arrived and if you aren’t already on leave, you will be soon. Do something that will make the prudes cringe and the like minded nod their heads in admiration 😉


Be Obscene ladies and gentlemen.